Close Shave by Jack Blood

“Doyle, will you get your hand outta your pants?” “Sorry.” “Bad enough I gotta shovel asphalt all day, now I gotta watch you play with yourself?” “Said I was sorry.” “What the hell’s wrong with you? Ya got crabs or something?” “Naw. Shaved my balls this weekend.” “What?” “Yeah. Smooth as a baby’s bottom. But […]