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How to Measure a Man by Mike Zimmerman

Most measures of a man are classified as childish in decent society. Capacity for alcohol, net worth, sexual conquests, bench press, potency of bowels, whether he wields a dick or a cock. I always err to a higher road. I believe the true measure of a man is how few lawyers he’s had to hire […]

The Shit We Had to Put Up With in ’95, Man by Mike Zimmerman

So I didn’t trust the guy. Didn’t know why. Everything was aces and I thought maybe that was it, but that wasn’t it. So I spend some time with the guy. This is February of ’95, I think. He’s bottom level, a smear off an old sock, strung out and wanting to get in on […]