Julie Summerell is a giant, freaking con-artist who somehow managed to convince these nice people to feature her story on their esteemed website. She’s pretty sure that she’s 75% full of shit, and that’s why her eyes are hazel. Her best advice is to never kiss the Blarney Stone. It leads to all sorts of confusion. She can be found on her blog, Are You Gonna Eat That? and also on Twitter @jasummerell.