A Loaded Question

11/11/11

First came the red and blue lights, followed by a surge of adrenalin in Eric’s heart. He could hear his own breath, shaking through his nose.

“Shit.”

He gripped the steering wheel, hoping that the cruiser would fly right by him. Then the whoop whoop of the siren, that fucking cop wasn’t going anywhere.  He pulled over to the side of the highway and watched the luckier drivers fly past.

He waited for the cop to walk up to the car. He wanted a cigarette, but that seemed to him like a guilty move, a tip off, a cover up. He reached over and switched the radio on. Classic rock. He turned it up just a little.

“Good evening, sir.” The cop leaned into the window of the car. Typical cop. Stone faced, accusing, dumb-ass thinking he’s a hard-ass.

“Do you know why I pulled you over tonight?” Trick question.

“Well, I don’t think I was speeding, was I, Officer?” Eric answered. He didn’t like the sound of his own voice.

The officer smirked and shot the beam of his flashlight past Eric to the empty passenger seat. What is this dumbfuck looking for, thought Eric.

“I stopped you because you have a taillight out.”

Eric sent up a look of hurt surprise.

“Really? Damn it. I’ll get it fixed first thing in the morning.”

“Where you heading tonight?”

“Home, Daly City.” Keep it simple.

The officer took this in, weighed it.

“License and registration, please.”

Eric began to fumble with his overstuffed glove box, letting old tickets and napkins fall to the floorboards.

“Had anything to drink tonight, sir?”

“No, Officer, not a drop,” said Eric handing over his license and wrinkled registration. The officer held them, but kept looking at Eric. The cop walked back to his car, Eric watched him in the front seat of the cruiser, reading Eric’s whole life on the mounted monitor. It took forever; Cops loved this part.

“Step out of the car please.”

“Excuse me?”

“Take the keys out of the ignition and step out of the car.”

***

Inside the trunk, Paula struggled. She had no idea why Eric pulled over. She’d heard the siren, prayed it was for them. She was bound tight with duct tape, a sweaty sock stuffed deep into her mouth. After the tape, he hogtied her, roped her limbs onto the spool for the spare tire. It’d taken her twenty minutes just to bang her knee into the taillight. There was tape on her eyes, her whole head; there was no way of telling what was going on, all he’d left exposed were her two snotty nostrils. She thought she heard music, not a good sign, then, definitely a car door shutting. She rocked her body, she tried to scream, but all that came out was a moan. She was like an insect in a cocoon.

***

“Now follow my finger with your eyes, carefully.”

Eric followed.

“With your feet together, I want you to reach back and touch both index fingers to the tip of your nose.”

Eric touched his nose. It was easy, he was stone cold sober.

After a few more exercises the cop gave up.

“When was the last time you were arrested?”

Trick question, he’d already run Eric’s name.

“June, 2010, domestic violence,” recited Eric.

“Are you still together with your wife?”

A loaded question. Better make it good.

“No, we split up last year.” Eric paused, then said, “Marriage, that’s what’ll drive a man to drink.”

The Officer smiled for the first time, “Get that tail light fixed first thing tomorrow, and be careful driving home.”

***

In the trunk, Paula heard the door open and shut, could feel the motor start up. She could soon tell that they were back on the road. She figured she had about forty minutes left. She wished that she could just will her self to stop breathing now. Save the bastard the trouble, deny him the satisfaction.

~ fin ~

Tom Pitts received his education on the streets of San Francisco. He remains there, working, writing, and trying to survive. He is the author of American Static (Down & Out Books), Hustle (Down & Out Books) and the novellas Piggyback (Snubnose Press) and Knuckleball (Shotgun Honey). He sat down with us for five questions about life, work, and how idle hands are the devil’s workshop.  

Dude.
Tim Lockfeld
December 08, 2011
In my mind's eye, he was pulled over at Lake Merced Blvd and Skyline, good place for a dark moment. I heard that Richard Ramirez got a couple victims close by there.
Tom Pitts
November 18, 2011
Thanks, AJ. I just went back and read All You Got. 
Tom Pitts
November 18, 2011
Thanks man, I appreciate it.
Tom Pitts
November 18, 2011
Wow, brutal!
Chuck Caruso
November 16, 2011
Nice one, Tom. I was hooked from the get-go and left wanting more.
MopShiv
November 14, 2011
I was hoping she start kicking the top of the trunk to get the officer's attention. Here's to hoping that he gets pulled over again by a Daly City cop!
Carmela
November 13, 2011
Straight out good. No burps, hesitations or distractions. You're in the scene, smelling the smells, feeling the night, just plain there from the jump. Cool.
AJ Hayes
November 12, 2011
another surprise!!! I was rooting for the lady to make it,after all...she was smart enough to break the taillights...::sighs::but she still showed her strength till the end. Love it!!!!!! I love the surprises in your stories, keep it coming!!!!
kawie
November 12, 2011
Great story, but how did you find out about my little run in with the cops?
The Almighty Cornholioooo
November 11, 2011
Great story Tom Pitts! Raised my pulse. I'm hiding the duct tape!
Misschero
November 11, 2011
the ugly side of duct tape, good story!!
Alfiek
November 11, 2011
Is there any more, fore and aft? Y'all remember the scene in "Fear and Loathing..." where our heroes, a portable narcotics lab in their trunk, are pulled over by a trooper, only to be advised by John Law of the excellent land-crab eats in Baker?
73A10D
November 11, 2011
Nice Tom, always nice to know new ways to get a date!!
Aldo
November 11, 2011
Have you been following me?
Wilsongil
November 11, 2011
Delightful, Tom! Deft turn with the set-up, the everyman getting pulled over for no reason, to psycho who has us doing the unthinkable: rooting for a cop. Nice surprise.
Joe Clifford
November 11, 2011
Very tense all the way through and a great ending.
Charlie Wade
November 11, 2011
nice story Tom
Kennethlabutte
November 11, 2011

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