Fishing

11/19/12

Me and the boys are in the boat and we’ve decided to play Deadliest Catch––only the waters of the Gulf are calm and green, and the creature at the end of the line is a fat 40-year-old man wearing a bad toupee. He flails and splashes, begging. We share a laugh and lean over the port side to get a good look.

“You gonna talk, Brucy?” Charlie asks.

Big Bruce treads water frantically, saying he hasn’t done anything. His head dips down for a moment and he comes back up with a mouth full of water, gurgling out a scream.

Charlie lets out a chuckle and tells me to give him some room. I work the winch and pay out the rope that runs to Bruce’s waist. His fat form starts to drift away from the boat. He panics and swims back, reaches up and grabs the rail.

John steps up and zaps his hand with a cattle prod. Bruce yelps, his fingers splaying. He sinks back into the water and splashes.

Please. Whatever you think I did, I didn’t. You got the wrong guy.”

Charlie props a foot on the rail and leans over the edge. “You sure about that, Brucy?”

“Yessss!” A wave slaps him in the mouth. More gurgling. “Jesus! Please!

Charlie shakes his head. “I hate to say it, Brucy, but I think you’re lying to me.”

Bruce shakes his head over and over, his eyes wide open, filled with his own mortality. For a moment, I almost feel sorry for him. Then his toupee slips off and floats away on the current.

We start to laugh again.

“More line!” Charlie says.

I work the winch. Bruce drifts backwards. He doesn’t fight it. He treads like a dog, trying to keep his head above water.

“You know, Brucy,” Charlie says. “I got an uncle who likes to come out here to hunt sharks. He says the water’s full of ‘em. What do you think?”

The fat man whines and starts to plead the same old refrain: “I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it.”

“Is that so?” Charlie asks. “What about these?”

John grabs the shoebox and dumps the photos into the water. In all of them, the children are naked. In some, Bruce is naked with them. And always the look on the children’s faces is the same––absolute fear.

Bruce looks down at his collection as it floats and dances on the waves, realizing that we’ve been on his houseboat, that we’ve seen his closet and read the sick confessions in his journal. He realizes that we know his secret; just as he must now realize that we won’t be reeling him back in.

“Give him some chum,” Charlie says.

I grab the bucket and fling fish guts onto Bruce’s head. He screams and tries to wipe away the blood.

Oh Jesus.”

“Smells good, huh?”

“Please. Please.” He blinks hard as the blood runs into his eyes. “Oh God. Oh Jesus. Okay. Okay. I touched them! But I didn’t mean to hurt anyone. I swear to God. I’m sick. I need help.” He begins to weep. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry!

He stares up at us, waiting for absolution.

“Hmmm,” Charlie says. “No, I don’t think so.”

Bruce’s eyes widen. He looks at each of us, his mouth gaping. “Take me to jail! I’m guilty! I did it! You have to take me to jail!”

Charlie frowns. “Now why would we want to do that?”

“Because…because…”

“More line!”

I work the winch. Bruce drifts away, screaming, attempting to escape the red cloud of chum that floats around him. The sharks have begun to circle. Bruce’s voice is small and distant, pleading for mercy.

We watch as the fins converge on him, as the splashing becomes more frantic and the red cloud expands and his fat head goes under.

I cut the line and start the engine. We don’t talk or laugh. What’s done is done, and we know it is right, even if it isn’t moral or legal.

We head back to the harbor to finish our patrol, our badges shining in the noonday sun.

~ fin ~

Dyer Wilk is a film school burnout who now spends his life trying to tell the truth while lying. He reads and writes constantly because he doesn’t know any better. He has no wife, no children, no agent, and he suspects he’s married to his stories. He can be found rambling nonsensically at his blog A Season of Dusk.

Loved it!
April Snellings
March 28, 2016
A chum story, not a buddy story. How nice. The red cloud expands. Yeah.
Rob Pierce
March 16, 2014
Thanks to all who commented. I owe you all a beer!
Dyer Wilk
November 20, 2012
I know your pain. Recently it seems there have been several stories I've read with an unfavorable character named Ron.
Ron Earl Phillips
November 20, 2012
Dziekuje!
Dyer Wilk
November 20, 2012
Sorry about that, Bruce. Next time I use your first name in a story, I promise to make the character an altruistic badass.
Dyer Wilk
November 20, 2012
Sharp and nasty. Great stuff!
PaulDBrazill
November 20, 2012
The "red cloud of chum" -- a haunting visual. Great story, Dyer.
Erik Arneson
November 20, 2012
Did you have to name him, Bruce? Initially, I felt badly for the guy. Now, not so much.
Bruce Harris
November 19, 2012
Wunderbar yarn - ta, Dyer.
Andrez Bergen
November 19, 2012
I always enjoy it when Noir is a vehicle for retribution. Good stuff Dyer!
Isaac Kirkman
November 19, 2012
Wow. One of the best twists I've read in a while. Great.
byRichard
November 19, 2012
Evil enough to deserve his fate and so well told. We had all the information we needed in 700 words. Nice.
Patti Abbott
November 19, 2012
Beautifully done story! Loved the ending.
sandra seamans
November 19, 2012
Very cool. Loved how they were affected by it in the end. What they did wasn't funny or an everyday thing. But they did it anyway. Made it very real. Well done.
Brian Panowich
November 19, 2012
Chilling, with a perfectly sublte ending twist.
michaelmonson
November 19, 2012

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