Six Shots from Allan Guthrie
SEX AND ROMANCE He rolled over, started snoring. She punched his arm, woke him up. “You unromantic bastard.” “You want sex and romance, Beth? You don’t want a man. You want a fucking candle.” She waited till he fell asleep again, then cut off his cock with a pair of scissors. SPAM When Dave […]
Fucking Liars by Allan Fucking Guthrie

The fuck fucked the fucking fucker. Not fuck as in fucked, but fucked as in fucked him up. See, the fucking fucker was fucking around with the fuck’s fuck, so the fucker was asking to get fucked. Not content with fucking the fucking fucker up, the fuck fucked with the other fucking fucker’s fuck too. […]