Great Bodily Harm by Jeffrey Wald

Arthur sat at his desk, finger pecking away at his computer keyboard like a chicken tossed shelled corn. As he typed, his furry eyebrows did the work of a silent metronome, rising up then down, up then down. “Conclusion,” he typed. “Because biting off the tip of a fellow’s nose does not meet the legal […]
Arthur P. Goldburger by Jeffrey Wald
The door marked Arthur P. Goldburger, Attorney at Law, clattered open. After a muffled cough, the door crashed shut again. “Come in, come in,” cried Arthur nervously behind endless rows of paper stacked on his desk. He swung his legs up like a child on a swing, then swiftly down to catapult his behind off […]