The Boiler Room

08/31/11

“Hello is that Mr. Fife?”

“Urm, yeah.” He sounded apprehensive.

“Mr. Fife, this is Cal from Global Opportunities. We’re holding a very small amount of a great stock. It’s tipped for high gains. I know you’re a man who wouldn’t want to miss an opportunity like this.” I didn’t take a breath, been saying it all day. After a few hours it really does roll off the tongue.

“Urm, who is this? How did you get my mobile number?”

“I’m Cal, Mr. Fife, Cal from Global Opportunities. Your lawyer Mr. Gringault passed your number to us. He said you’d be interested. We’re an international firm of share brokers and we’ve got a great pharmaceutical start up that’s almost guaranteed to treble your money in weeks.”

“I’m not really into stocks.”

I laughed. “Your lawyer said you’d say that. Look, Mr Fife, I’ll let you into a little secret. You don’t need to know anything about stocks to make money. You see, this company just needs to raise start up capital. Once it’s floated and people realise what the product is, all the big players will want it. Every one of them. That’s when you sell. Just a few weeks to more than treble your money.”

He paused. He was thinking, definitely thinking. Strike while the iron’s hot.

“I’ll level with you Mr. Fife. I’ve got a list of a hundred more investors here and the stock’s running out. I could sell it ten times over. If you get in now, and quick, I might be able to let you have more than the normal allotment.”

“Who, what’s the company?”

“Copharm Industries, Mr. Fife. It’s a medical research company based in Oxford and, well, let’s just say the cure they’ve researched is going to change the world.” I held the phone away from my head. “What’s that Jeff, you just sold two thousand? How many’s left?” I put the phone back to my head. “Mr. Fife, this is going faster than I thought. I can’t guarantee I can hold these much longer. I’m gonna have to rush you for a decision now.”

“What, what, who…”

He was rattled. Pound signs were flickering in front of his eyes.

“Mr. Fife I can do you five thousand shares for fifty pence each, that’s only two thousand five hundred. Within a month you’ll be looking at ten grand. Ten grand?”

I waited. It didn’t take long.

“Okay.”

I confirmed his full name, address and said I’d send over the documents. Told him we don’t take payments over the phone, we’re not that sort of company. We’re respectable, there’s all sort of sharks and dodgy brokers out there. We make our money from repeat business, not one trade. He thanked me and put the phone down. I guess he was already working out what to spend the money on.

I threw down the phone and looked at Steph. My beautiful daughter, sleeping. Just like when she was a baby. Her face was still pale though. The pain still there despite all the drugs. Her lifeless body lay in the wheelchair as it had ever since the accident. Except it weren’t an accident. That bastard Fife had been drinking. I know it was him driving, not his wife. I know it was him. Fancy pants lawyer persuaded the court she was driving and got her off. Six month suspended for careless driving. Six months? Six months for killing my wife and doing that to my daughter. Suspended too? No one’s paid for it. No one.

Of course he moved, went into hiding. Changed his mobile, too. Took me months to get it. Got a friend, works for a phone network, he did some overtime at the weekend and traced the calls he’d made to his lawyer. Address he gave the phone company was false though.

I packed the cable ties, pliers and knife in my bag, next to my lunch box. Maria, the care worker, will be here soon for her ten hour shift while I go to work. Except today, I’m not going to work. Today, I got other business.

~ fin ~

Charlie Wade was born in 1971 and lives on the edge of the Peak District in Derbyshire.  He’s written three novels, his most recent - Seven Daze - was published by Caffeine Nights in June 2013. Most of his short stories have appeared online in the usual places and also in print, including Out of the Gutter issue 7 and the ‘Off the Record’ and ‘True Brit Grit’ Anthologies.

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GENRE « FictionDaily
September 13, 2011
Sounds like a good father. Well done.
Ryan Sayles
September 12, 2011
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Multi fuel Boiler
September 09, 2011
Very cool. Nice one.
Glenn Gray
September 04, 2011
Nice work, really enjoyed that.
Julie Lewthwaite
September 01, 2011
Ah, starts as a greed story, ends as a revenge story. Nice reversal.
Mike Miner
September 01, 2011
What a great piece of flash. All I can think now is who's gonna play Fife and who's gonna play "Cal" in the movie?
Peter Farris
August 31, 2011
I'll say it up front. I love revenge tales. Eat 'em up. And you wrote a great one, pulling the rug out like that. Great job, Charlie.
Thomas Pluck
August 31, 2011
I hope the greedy bastard suffers. And his drunk-driving wife too. Sometimes justice is a DIY project.
Katherine Tomlinson
August 31, 2011
Brutal stuff. Love how this unwinds. You really capture the revenge-motive here.
John Kenyon
August 31, 2011
Aw shit! Sorry, Charlie. Got a crap for brains thing going on on my head this morning.
AJ Hayes
August 31, 2011
Oh yeah! Phone room justice. The roughest kind. Revenge is a dish best served in a sales pitch. Cool, Matt.
AJ Hayes
August 31, 2011
Punchy as anything.
Paul D Brazill
August 31, 2011

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